The holiday season is a nostalgic time when traditions are upheld, memories are made and diets are forgotten! With all the rich indulgences this time of year, it's nice to remember a classic like Eggs Benedict with creamy Hollandaise sauce. After all, the Holidays and Hollandaise have a lot in … [Read more...]
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Stop, Drop and Dinner Roll!
Get the Classic Dinner Roll Recipe. ORIGINAL BLOG POST FROM November, 2007: Wow. It's the most wonderful time of the year... already. The mall display teams, who apparently control the calendar year, took us from Halloween to Christmas overnight. Who are these mall display people and what … [Read more...]
Breaking Betty News: Hello, Tampa Bay!
Look, Ma! Average Betty made the WTVT Fox 13 Tampa Bay Ten O'clock news on Wednesday, November 14th! Steve G produced a great story reported by the debonair Mark Wilson! While the news was being aired in Tampa, Betty was in the Fox 13 chat room from Los Angeles chatting with news anchor, John … [Read more...]
The Betty Witch Project
Betty has been wondering why Autumn is the scariest of all seasons. Is it because it's also known as Fall? Is it because the Holidays are right around the corner? Is it because strange concoctions like pumpkin beer and gingerbread lattes are available? Whatever the reason, it's a fact: Autumn is … [Read more...]
Breaking Average Betty News: New Media Trifecta!
Average Betty made the KTTV Fox-11 10 o'clock news on Wednesday, October 17th! The lovely Gina Silva and her camera man, Robert, spent the afternoon at Betty Headquarters to get a behind-the-scenes scoop. The story was a tie-in with Fox's Hell's Kitchen starring Gordon Ramsay. Special thanks to … [Read more...]
Sec. 170(c) Birthday Cupcakes
Once upon a time birthday parties were simple. A few balloons, a frosted cake and games in the backyard were pretty rockin'. Somewhere along the way, parents began throwing birthday parties complete with limo rides, shopping sprees, petting zoos, celebrity cartoon guests, trips to the day-spa and … [Read more...]
Burrito 911
If you live in the Southwest, then you might take a good burrito for granted. But in other areas, a good burrito is as rare as an honest politician. Fortunately, Officer Betty and Burrito 911 are at the ready. Although Burrito 911 is not an official part of the police force... yet... it was … [Read more...]
Hoffepeño!
For thousands of years religion has been a driving force in defining the history of the world. And as long as humans have written about religion, there have been accounts of religious miracles. There is of course "the miracle of the oil" and "the miracle of the loaves," which are deeply embedded … [Read more...]
Chicken Satay-ser
Self-defense is no joking matter, but... if you live in The Hood like Betty does, then you know it's tough out there on the streets. So unless you have more "street cred" than Snoop Dogg, you best be prepared to defend yourself! The good news is that there are many options when it comes to … [Read more...]
Fish Camp
Summer's in full swing, and whether you're a kid or an adult, you're looking forward to one thing: Summer camp! That's right kids, a sleepless week in a musty cabin bonding with nature and being eaten alive by mosquitoes. What fun! But what does Summer camp possibly have to offer adults? How … [Read more...]
CSI: Cookie Sundae Investigation
It seems like science is constantly bringing the party down with new studies of things that either threaten our health or damage our planet. Boo hoo! Every once in a while, however, science delights us with awesome news... like the recent study of the health benefits of dark chocolate! Betty … [Read more...]
All About Average Betty
CONTACT: BETTY (at) AVERAGEBETTY.COM "Average people do amazing things every day. You don't have to be Oprah or Ellen to make a difference in someone's life. And sometimes the most important thing you can do for the people you love is feed them." -- Sara O'Donnell, Average Betty Hi! I'm Sara … [Read more...]
