Burrito 911 is not an official part of the police force... yet... but it was formed to help those in the most dire of situations: A burrito emergency! What is a burrito emergency? Check out Officer Betty in Burrito 911 to find out for yourself. Link to the Burrito 911: San … [Read more...]
Hoffepeño! (video)
Recently, a new chapter in religious miracles has been written: The likeness of religious icons on food! You know, the Jesus Pancake, the Jesus Lasagna, the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese, etc. And although there are many skeptics, there is no denying that a religious icon on your plate can mean big … [Read more...]
Chicken Satay-ser Video
It's tough out there on the streets, and unless you have more "street cred" than Snoop Dogg you have to be prepared to defend yourself! Betty is no exception... she wants to be prepared, so she reviews her self-defense strategy and decides it could use a little help. After trying the conventional … [Read more...]
Fish Camp (video)
These days there are as many Summer camps as there are food contamination outbreaks, so which camp should you send your kids? Dance Camp? Fashion Camp? Not even. Send your kids to Fish Camp! Camp Counselor Betty's waiting to start them on a strict regimen that will force them to love fish. And … [Read more...]
CSI: Cookie Sundae Investigation (video)
Every once in a while science delights us with awesome news... like the recent study of the health benefits of dark chocolate! Betty celebrates with her delicious Chocolate Cookie Sundae! But just as Betty is explaining that her sundae is not a "healthy" dark chocolate recipe, the show is … [Read more...]
The Cuckoonut Shrimp Fairy (video)
Wouldn't it be great if there was a Tooth Fairy for adults, but instead of teeth she would help with all of the other things adults lose, like keys, wallets, jewelry, mobile phones, jobs, bets, etc. Well, Betty's about to find out that, actually, there is: The Cuckoonut Shrimp Fairy! Instead of … [Read more...]
Welcome to Pita Hut (video)
"What's for lunch today?" That's the big question that millions of people face each and every day of the workweek, and Business Betty is no exception. Will she be satisfied with the same heavy lunch options that knock her out like an elephant tranquilizer? Or will she finally stick it to The Man … [Read more...]
Mac Daddy n’ Cheese (video)
It's hard out there for a Betty, especially on "one of those days." You know the kind of day: The kind of day where nothing goes your way and you can't seem to catch a break. It's days like this that a Betty needs a little comfort. What will Business Betty do for a little comfort when she has … [Read more...]
Fajquitos: Toma Dos (video)
The FCC is all over Betty like spandex on 80's rockers and is threatening to ban Fajquitos! Not to fear! Betty's brought in School Teacher Betty to help explain the origin and proper phonetics of Fajquitos to help get the FCC off Betty's back! But maybe that wasn't such a hot idea... Link … [Read more...]
Thank You for Eating Coffee Cake (video)
Will Betty's coffee cake ad campaign show the world that coffee cake is every bit as cool as it's liquid counterpart, coffee? Or will coffee cake continue to be overshadowed by the donut and cinnamon bun? Check out Thank You for Eating Coffee Cake and see for yourself! Link to … [Read more...]
You Gotta Beefy Noodle? (video)
Will Betty continue to believe the world is a wonderful place, or will the newspapers, television and the Internet convince her it's full of hate and may be doomed. Watch You Gotta Beefy Noodle? and find out! Link to the Asian Beef Noodle recipe. Click for printer-friendly … [Read more...]
Big Dance BBQ Pizza (video)
Will Average Betty's Barbecue Chicken Pizza be the Cinderella story of this years Final Four? Watch Big Dance Barbecue Pizza to find out! Link to the Barbecue Chicken Pizza recipe. Click for printer-friendly version! Link to the accompanying Big Dance Barbecue Pizza blog post. … [Read more...]
