Burrito 911 is not an official part of the police force… yet… but it was formed to help those in the most dire of situations: A burrito emergency! What is a burrito emergency? Check out Officer Betty in Burrito 911 to find out for yourself.
Link to the Burrito 911: San Francisco Style recipe.
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Link to the accompanying Burrito 911 blog post.
Paul says
Thanks officer Betty! You are so right, I live in Ohio and there are only two good Mexican resturants in a twenty mile radius (and no I don’t mean the “bell”). There have been times that I have been ready to snap if I didn’t get some authentic Latino cuisine.
If I am able to whip up a REAL burrito in my own kitchen, well this just might save a life.
BTW- Great video, I think you’ve really got something there Betty, and I’ll be thinking about you, and those hand cuffs, “you mark my words”.
Thomas Kleeman says
Sara,
Susan, at kissmybigbluebutt, forwarded your note. I had turned her on to your site. I’m glad her readers have responded so readily. I’m sending your site around to many friends. I think we need you desperately as the Great Decider Taxi Service drives us to despair. I like to think of your videos as a cross between Julia Child and theater of the absurd. You are the Frank Zappa of our time. Keep the laughs coming.
By the way, here is my special margarita recipe:
1 1/2 oz tequila, 1/2 oz Cointreau (I prefer it to Triple Sec) and 1/2 oz of Key Lime juice (the flavor is more intense).
Betty turns out to be Sara. Susan used to be Juanita (Juanita’s Beauty Shop cranked out the same line of irreverent political commentary). I may have to adopt a nom de net. I thinking about Silas Marner.
Keep up the good work.
Thomas Kleeman
Austin, TX
Shane L (Apella) says
Average Betty – This Vid is Loco!
I will forward this to all my burrito loving friends who will be Juan -t-ing to know! Keep up the Great Work!!
Average Betty says
Hey Paul! HANDCUFFS! LOL! I have never been to Ohio… but I can relate with my upbringing in Florida! Lots of great Cuban and Spanish cuisine, but no Authentic Mexican. My favorite things about Los Angeles… burritos and the beach ;) Let me know how the burritos turn out if you try em’!
xo,
Betty
Average Betty says
Hey Thomas! Well, thanks for stopping by AND for sharing my site with kissmybigbluebutt and others! You have quite a network!
I’m not worthy of your praise… but I love that you get my socio-political commentary! A “cross between Julia Child and theater of the absurd. You are the Frank Zappa of our time.” Oh go on! I love it!
Friends also call me Sarita ;) Half my family is Latino! My Mom calls me Sallie. Now I’m Betty… You as Silas Marrner? Oh what a web we “weave!” Ha Ha!
Love the margarita recipe… I just happen to have a key lime tree! Fantastico!
You Rock, Thomas!
xo,
Betty
Average Betty says
SHANE!!!
How are you? Great to hear from you… and yes, I am completely loco. I might have to wear that costume more often though, I got a lot more respect from children and seniors!
Thanks for spreading the AB love ;)
xo,
Betty
Alex D says
Aunt Betty,
I loved you video.
xxxxoooo
Alex
Average Betty says
Hi Alex!
I love you, too!
xoxoxoxoxoxo,
Aunt Betty
Mom says
tried to watch dialup speed painful!
Love
Mom
lauren says
dear, burrito betty
can’t wait till the burrito truck comes around. hope to see you soon.:)
Luv,
lauren
a.k.a minnie betty
Average Betty says
Hey Mom!
Just reading the words “dialup speed” is painful to me ;) Thanks for stopping by to check out my site, though… it means the world to me.
Love,
Betty
Average Betty says
Hey Minnie Betty!
I think we need to do a chicken quesadilla episode for you! As I seem to remember those are your favorite!!!
Hope to see you soon, too.
Love,
Aunt Betty (aka Burrito Betty – love it!)
Nate says
D-Lish! Just finished making my Burrito 911. (Although I pan toasted it in a hot, dry pan. Yum!
I love that I’m hearing more and more about you online Betty. Great to see talent gets appreciated. By the way, just bought a new domain and email hosting for one of my web projects and made sure to use my Betty1 coupon code. Saved a couple of bucks. Betty Rocks!
Average Betty says
Hey Nate!
Woo hoo! So happy to hear you are not suffering a burrito emergency! I love burritos toasted in a hot pan too… or grilled for some serious yum ;)
Thanks for using the Betty coupon codes! That totally rocks! What a way to help a girl out.
I am at the Podcast & New Media Expo in Ontario today… so far it has been a ton of fun!
xo,
Betty