It’s on in 2008! The most anticipated election in recent history is finally here, and it’s about time. The Country is in bad shape… like its been eating burgers and fries for every meal and doing nothing but “12 ounce curls” for physical activity. But have no fear! There is a bevy of qualified candidates ready to get this Country back into shirtless Matthew McConaughey shape!
And now that the caucuses and primaries have begun, it’s getting interesting! For the winners, it’s time to sound magnanimous and be untouchable. For the losers, it’s time for their spin doctors –aka political strategists– to earn their massive salaries and craft the type of language that can transform a train wreck into a planned detour.
This couldn’t be more true for Senator Betty, who finds herself on the losing end of the campaign trail. In order for her to reclaim her position on top of the presidential race, Senator Betty will have to spin her way out of the loser’s circle. Can Senator Betty’s spin doctors help her rise to the occasion? Will Senator Betty keep her cool under the tremendous pressure? Or will Senator Betty just spin-out? Watch Spin-ach Doctor to find out for yourself…
And just so you know, Average Betty is a sensitive gal. Sensitive, indeed. But Betty never knew she was clairvoyant. So before you come beating down Betty’s independent door… just know that Spin-ach Doctor was filmed before the emotional turn of events in the presidential race in New Hampshire. Strange, huh?
Link to the Creamy Spinach Soup recipe.
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Link to the Spin-ach Doctor video.
BIG TIME BETTY THANKS to Lennart Thelander, a Mac hacker extraordinaire! While in the final stages of editing Spin-ach Doctor, iMovie decided to go psycho on Betty and corrupt her project file. Fortunately, a quick search on The Internets revealed Lennart’s web site featuring some awesome iMovie help docs and cool freeware utilities including “iMovie Project File Fixer” (which restores the project file type after manually making changes to the xml). Thanks to you, Lennart, Betty was not only able to finish her episode, but you saved her $2k in iMac replacement costs ;)
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Thank you for making 2007 the best year of Betty’s life! Betty thanks all of the super cool people that watch, vote, write and comment to enrich the Average Betty community, especially those that give feedback and keep in touch! And Betty wants to hear from YOU! Have a recipe you want Betty to try? Maybe a show idea? Write to Betty or leave a comment and tell her what’s on your mind! She’ll do her best to make you happy. :)
Thanks for watching!
Just sent you an email with some very cool news dearest Betty. Can’t wait to chat with you about!
Cheers to a great 08′!
Average Betty says
Hey Nate! Happy New Year! 2008 *is* going to be a great year… and it looks like yours is off to a fantastic start ;)
Looking forward to catching up!
Betty 2008 has my vote!
PS Your “Evangelist” sent me. :-)
Average Betty says
Well, thanks for dropping by ;) Senator Betty needs all the help she can get!
Love that “Evangelist.”